Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!

Two-Face

If you get blood on the carpet you're going to have to take the carpet up!

Valentine

Lt. James Gordon: It's a shame Sal's going to walk.
Harvey Dent: Yeah, well, the good thing about the mob is they keep giving you second chances.

Tony Stark: Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster...
Bruce Banner: Thanks.

Dr. Curt Connors: Did you know there's rumor of a new species in New York? Beautiful but quite large.
Peter Parker: What do you know about it? Have you seen it?
Dr. Curt Connors: No, it's not yet classified. But it can be aggressive... if threatened.

[at a press conference] Which is why, this morning, I am issuing an arrest warrant for the masked vigilante known as Spider-Man.

George Stacy

I'd love to leave my door unlocked at night, but this ain't Canada.

Justin Hammer

Mayor: [regarding The Joker] What do we got?
Lt. James Gordon: Nothing. No name, no other alias. Clothing is... custom. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint.

This one here is our booty!

Rocket Raccoon

Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?

The Riddler

[to Dwight] Here we are pal. All of sudden this doesn't look like the brightest idea you ever had, huh?

Marv

Happy Hogan: Do you need anything boss?
Tony Stark: I'm good.
Pepper Potts: No, I'm fine.
Tony Stark: I lost both the kids in the divorce!

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