[after posing as Natasha's fiance] That was not my first kiss since 1945. I'm 95, I'm not dead.

Steve Rogers

Natasha Romanoff: Where did Captain America learn to steal a car?
Steve Rogers: Nazi Germany. And we're borrowing. Get your feet off the dash.

Steve Rogers: Bucky?
Bucky Barnes: Who the hell is Bucky?

Hail Hydra.

Senator Stern

I only act like I know everything.

Natasha Romanoff

Nick Fury: Looks like you're giving the orders now, Captain.
Steve Rogers: Damn right!

I'm Batman.

George Stacy: I was wrong about you, Peter. This city needs you. Here. You're gonna need this.
George Stacy: You're gonna make enemies. People will get hurt. Sometimes the people closest to you. So I want you to promise me something, okay? Leave Gwen out of it. Promise me that. Huh? You promise me.

Miss Ritter: Mr. Parker! Tardy again?
Peter Parker: Sorry Miss Ritter! It won't happen again, I promise.
Miss Ritter: Don't make promises you can't keep.
Peter Parker: Yeah but those are the best kind.

Spider-Man: Ahem. You know, in the future, if you're going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief, man.
Car Thief: Who are you? Are you a cop?
Spider-Man: Really? You seriously think I'm a cop? Cop in a skin-tight red and blue suit?

We all have secrets

Peter Parker

Secrets have a cost. They're not free. Not now, not ever.

May Parker

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