Miss Ritter: Mr. Parker! Tardy again?
Peter Parker: Sorry Miss Ritter! It won't happen again, I promise.
Miss Ritter: Don't make promises you can't keep.
Peter Parker: Yeah but those are the best kind.

Drive sports cars, date movie stars, buy things that are not for sale... who knows, Master Wayne? You start pretending to have fun, you might even have a little by accident.

Alfred Pennyworth

[staring at Thor half naked] You know, for a crazy homeless person... he's pretty cut.


This city deserves a better class of criminal and I'm gonna give it to them.

The Joker

Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: You look like two seals fighting over a grape.
Tony Stark: Hey get your own roof.
Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes: You get your own roof, I was here first.

Let's be honest, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing.

Tony Stark

Oh, no... this is Earth, isn't it?

Thor [waking up in the desert]

Natasha Romanoff: You do anything fun Saturday night?
Steve Rogers: Well, all the guys in my barbershop quartet are dead. So no, not really.

I thought the punishment usually came after the crime.

Steve Rogers

Tony Stark: Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing...
[generates a new arc reactor, amidst a glass-splintering explosion]
Tony Stark: Oops!

Gotham's time has come. Like Constantinople or Rome before it the city has become a breeding ground for suffering and injustice. It is beyond saving and must be allowed to die. This is the most important function of the League of Shadows. It is one we've performed for centuries. Gotham... must be destroyed.

Ra's Al Ghul

[upon reaching Claw Island]
Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman: Huh?
Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman: Oh.

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