Korath the Pursuer: Star-Lord!
Peter Quill: Finally!

Ain't no thing like me, except me!

Rocket Raccoon

Rocket Raccoon: That's for if you wanna blow up moons.
Gamora: No one's blowing up moons.
Rocket Raccoon: You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.

Rhomann Dey: They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Nova Corps Officer: What a bunch of a-holes.

Peter Quill: [about Gamora] She betrayed Ronan, he's coming for her. That's when you...
Drax the Destroyer: ...Why would I want to put my finger on his throat?

I am surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

Gamora

Rhomann Dey: Peter Jason Quill. He's also known as Star-Lord.
Nova Corps Officer: Who calls him that?
Rhomann Dey: Himself, mostly. Wanted mostly on charges of minor assault, public intoxication and fraud...
Peter Quill: Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know how this machine works...

Peter Quill: What should we do next? Something good or something bad?
Gamora: We'll follow your lead, Star-Lord
Peter Quill: A bit of both!

[holds a big gun] Ohh, yeah.

Rocket Raccoon

This one here is our booty!

Rocket Raccoon

Quit smiling, you're suppose to be professional.

Rocket Raccoon

We're the fricking Guardians of the Galaxy!

Rocket Raccoon

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