[pointing a gun at Sally] Your gonna suck me dry, and you'll never ever stop!

Joey

Arthur: [Talking about the dog] What's his name.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: JB.
Arthur: As in James Bond.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: No.
Arthur: Jason Bourne.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Jack Bauer.
Arthur: Oh.

If you get blood on the carpet you're going to have to take the carpet up!

Valentine

You are about to embark on the most dangerous job interview in the world.

Merlin

Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to fight?

Harry Hart

Princess Tilde: [In a thick, Swedish accent] If you save the world, We can do it in the asshole.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: [Calmly] I will be right back.

This whisky is amazing, you will shit.

Big Goon

If you're prepared to adapt, you can transform.

Harry Hart

[Quoting Ernest Hemingway] There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.

Harry Hart

Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world.

Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin

Mankind is the virus, and I'm the cure.

Valentine

The suit is the modern gentleman's armour.

Harry Hart

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