Eggsy: I’ve never met a tailor before, but I know you ain’t one.
Galahad: Come with me. What do you see? I see a young man with potential. Pull the hook on your left.
Eggsy: Oh, yes, very nice! What does this do, electrocute you?
Galahad: Don’t be ridiculous. It’s a hand grenade.
Eggsy: Shut up! That is sick!

Galahad: Did you see the film Trading Places?
Eggsy: No
Galahad: How about Nikita? Pretty Woman? All right, my point is, that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path but you needn’t stay on it. If you’re prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform.
Eggsy: Oh, like in My Fair Lady.
Galahad: You’re all full of surprises.

We are an independent international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion. The Kingsmen agents are the new knights.

Galahad

I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. Y’all talk so funny.

Valentine

Eggsy: Who are you?
Galahad: The man who got you released.

You didn't see that coming?

Pietro Maximoff

Tony Stark: If I lift it, do I get to rule Asgard?
Thor: Yes, of course.
Tony Stark: I will be fair, but firmly cruel.
Thor: No, I'm sure.

Maria Hill: [from trailer] All set up boss.
Tony Stark: Actually he's the boss.
Tony Stark: I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.

Steve Rogers: But if you put the hammer in an elevator?
Tony Stark: It'll still go up.
Steve Rogers: Elevators not worthy.

Ultron: Don't compare me with Stark! He's a sickness!
Tony Stark: Aww, junior, you're going to break your old man's heart...

Steve Rogers: [relieved] Nick Fury, you son of a bitch!
Nick Fury: Whoa ho ho! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

[to the Avengers] I know you're good people. I know you mean well. But you just didn't think it through. There is only one path to peace... your extinction.

Ultron

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