[at a press conference] Which is why, this morning, I am issuing an arrest warrant for the masked vigilante known as Spider-Man.

George Stacy

By the way, do you have a first name, or do I just call you Bat?

Dr. Chase Meridian

Bruce Wayne: Do you think I should go to the hospital?
Lt. James Gordon: You don't watch the news very much do you?

It's good to be back!

Tony Stark

We're just like Kevin Bacon.

Gamora

Here we all are, with nothing but our wit and our will to save the world! So stand and fight!

Nick Fury

[After seeing Mystique shape shift]
Professor Charles Xavier: How's that for a magic trick?
Man in Black Suit: Best I've ever seen.

Happy: So why do they call him "The Joker"?
Dopey: I heard he wears make-up.
Happy: Make-up?
Dopey: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.

[after he pricks Tony with his badge] Sorry, it's funny how annoying a little prick can be.

Senator Stern

Steve Rogers / Captain America: That wasn't so bad...
Dr. Abraham Erskine: That was the penicillin.

You were supposed to understand. I'll make you understand.

Edward Nygma

You're not seeing the big picture here.

Lex Luthor

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