[to The Joker] You wanted me, here I am.


Steve Rogers: Are you nuts?
Tony Stark: Jury's out.

Ultron: Don't compare me with Stark! He's a sickness!
Tony Stark: Aww, junior, you're going to break your old man's heart...

I thought the punishment usually came after the crime.

Steve Rogers

This is going to be like finding a needle in the world's biggest haystack... fortunately, I brought a magnet!

Tony Stark

Jim Gordon: We were in this together, and then you were gone. Now this evil...rises. The Batman has to come back.
Bruce Wayne: What if he doesn't exist any more?
Jim Gordon: He must. He must.

Bruce Wayne: [notices Selina's injuries] What happened?
Maximillian 'Max' Shreck: Did you injure yourself on that ski slope? Is that why you cut short your vacation and came back?
Selina Kyle: You know, it's... a blur. I mean, not complete amnesia. I-I-I remember Sister Mary Margaret puking in church and Betsy Riley saying it was morning sickness and I remember the time when I forgot to wear my underpants to school and the name of the boy who noticed was Ricky Friedberg.
[smile vanishes]
Selina Kyle: He's dead now. But last night... complete blur. Couldn't you just die?

Rocket Raccoon: That's for if you wanna blow up moons.
Gamora: No one's blowing up moons.
Rocket Raccoon: You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.

John Blake: You made some mistakes, Miss Kyle.
Selina Kyle: A girl's gotta eat.
John Blake: Well, you got quite an appetite.

Henri Ducard: Your compassion is a weakness your enemies will not share.
Bruce Wayne: That's why it's so important. It separates us from them.

[to Batman] Come on, I want you do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*

The Joker

Tony Stark: No way we all get through this...
Steve Rogers: I got no plans tomorrow night.

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