We're just like Kevin Bacon.


You people are so petty... and tiny.


Selina Kyle: A kiss under the mistle toe... a mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Bruce Wayne: But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.
[silence as they realize each other's identities]
Selina Kyle: Oh, God... does this mean we have to start fighting now?
Bruce Wayne: Let's go outside.

Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!


[about Jason] He's a little fragile, but he's gonna grow up to be big and strong... just like his dad.

Lois Lane

Detective Murphy: Look at these ugly bastards.
Fat Thug: I don't feel good.
Detective Murphy: You're a cop killer. You're lucky to be feeling anything below the neck.

Sam Wilson: How do we tell the good guys from the bad guys?
Steve Rogers: If they're shooting at you, they're bad!

Senator Stern: Our priority here is to have you turn over the Iron Man weapon to the American people.
Tony Stark: Well, you can forget it. We're safe. America is secure. You want my property - you can't have it! But I did you a big favor.
[stands and turns to face the Senate gallery]
Tony Stark: I have successfully privatized world peace.
[He flashes the peace sign, to standing applause]

How many "f's" in "catastrophic"?

Lois Lane

Ultron: [With his arms outstretched] THIS is the best I can do. This is what I've been waiting for. All of you against all of me!
Steve Rogers: You had to ask...

I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one.

Tony Stark

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: What's going on here?
Tony Stark: Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've ever caught me doing.

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