[Stark cooks lunch for Pepper]
Pepper Potts: [nauseous] Did you make that?
Tony Stark: Yeah. Where do you think I've been for the last 3 hours?

Oh. You saw a video on the Internet? Well, then the case is closed.

George Stacy

Jane Foster: Describe exactly what happened to you last night.
Thor: Your ancestors called it magic...but you call it science. I come from a land where they are one and the same.

Spider-Man: I'm gonna throw you out the window now.
Gwen Stacy: What?

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Happy: So why do they call him "The Joker"?
Dopey: I heard he wears make-up.
Happy: Make-up?
Dopey: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.

I don't know if you can hear me. They say that sometimes when people are... that they can hear you.

Lois Lane

Son of a bitch!

Valentine

I thought it was great what you did out there. Stupid, but great.

Gwen Stacy

The Joker: Who's this loss?
Bob the Goon: This is Knox, the reporter.
The Joker: Bad tie.

"Whatever happens, stay who you are...not just a soldier, but a good man."

Dr. Abraham Erskine

Tony Stark: You are good, you are mind blowingly close to this, you're like a triple agent, I don't even know if you're real, can you even speak Latin?
[Natalie Rushman she speaks Latin]
Tony Stark: Which means? Wait, What'd you just say?
Natalie Rushman: It means you can drive yourself home or I can have you collected.

Quit smiling, you're suppose to be professional.

Rocket Raccoon

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