Peter Quill: I have a plan.
Rocket Raccoon: You've got a plan?
Peter Quill: I have PART of a plan!
Drax the Destroyer: What percentage of a plan?
Drax the Destroyer: What percentage of a plan do you have?
Gamora: You don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere!
Drax the Destroyer: I just saved Quill!
Peter Quill: We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!
Drax the Destroyer: When did we establish that?
Peter Quill: Like three seconds ago?
Drax the Destroyer: I wasn't listening. I was thinking of something else...
Rocket Raccoon: She's right, you don't get an opinion... What percentage?
Peter Quill: I dunno... Twelve percent?
Rocket Raccoon: 12%?
Peter Quill: That's a fake laugh.
Rocket Raccoon: It's real!
Peter Quill: Totally fake!
Rocket Raccoon: That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life because THAT IS NOT A PLAN!
Gamora: It's barely a concept.
Peter Quill: [to Gamora] You're taking THEIR side?
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket Raccoon: So what, "It's better than eleven percent!" What the hell does that have to do with anything?
Peter Quill: [to Groot] Thank you! See? Groot's the only one of you who has a clue.

I am Groot.

Groot

Nick Fury: Looks like you're giving the orders now, Captain.
Steve Rogers: Damn right!

I'm with you 'til the end of the line.

Steve Rogers

I only act like I know everything.

Natasha Romanoff

Hail Hydra.

Senator Stern

Steve Rogers: Bucky?
Bucky Barnes: Who the hell is Bucky?

Natasha Romanoff: Where did Captain America learn to steal a car?
Steve Rogers: Nazi Germany. And we're borrowing. Get your feet off the dash.

[after posing as Natasha's fiance] That was not my first kiss since 1945. I'm 95, I'm not dead.

Steve Rogers

When do we start?

Sam Wilson

Natasha Romanoff: Bye bye, bikinis
Steve Rogers: Yeah, I bet you look terrible in them now.

I thought the punishment usually came after the crime.

Steve Rogers

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