We're adjourned for the day. You've been a delight.

Senator Stern

[to Nick Fury regarding "The Avengers" initiative] I told you before- I don't wanna join your super-secret boy band.

Tony Stark

Sir. We found it.

Agent Coulson

[looking through Natalie's resume]
Tony Stark: Look, she speaks Yiddish, Arabian, Russian, Latin... Latin? Who speaks Latin?
Pepper Potts: No one speaks Latin. It's a dead language.

[to Vanko] You look like you have friends in low places...

Tony Stark

[to the unknowing boy] Nice work kid!

Iron Man

I only have 1,123,581 most important things to talk to you about...

Pepper Potts

[Stark cooks lunch for Pepper]
Pepper Potts: [nauseous] Did you make that?
Tony Stark: Yeah. Where do you think I've been for the last 3 hours?

Tony Stark: I just want to talk to you for a minute, well make that 30 seconds...
Pepper Potts: Okay.
Pepper Potts: [looks at her watch]
Pepper Potts: 29, 28, 27...

What's the point of owning a race car if you can't drive it?

Tony Stark

Nick Fury:
[seeing Tony Stark, in partial Iron Man armor, sitting in a giant rooftop donut display]
Nick Fury: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.

I wanna make Iron Man look like an antique.

Justin Hammer

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