Happy: So why do they call him "The Joker"?
Dopey: I heard he wears make-up.
Happy: Make-up?
Dopey: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.

I love this job!

The Joker

[to Rachel] You know that day you once told me about, when Gotham would no longer need Batman? It's coming.

Bruce Wayne

[to Batman] I don't want to kill you. You complete me.

The Joker

Where is Harvey Dent!? I'll settle for his love ones...

The Joker

Alarm Guy: So why do they call him "the Joker"?
Safecracker: I heard he wears makeup.
Alarm Guy: Makeup?
Safecracker: Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.

Your father used to say you were put here for a reason.

Martha Kent

You took away five years of my life. I'm just returning the favor!

Lex Luthor

You're not seeing the big picture here.

Lex Luthor

[after saving Lois Lane and other members of the media from a plane crash] Well, I hope this experience hasn't put any of you off flying. Statistically speaking, it's still the safest way to travel.


[about Jason] He's a little fragile, but he's gonna grow up to be big and strong... just like his dad.

Lois Lane

This crystal may seem unremarkable, but then so is the seed of a redwood tree. It's how our mutual friend in tights made his Arctic getaway spot. Cute, but a little small for my taste.

Lex Luthor

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