[to the Avengers] I know you're good people. I know you mean well. But you just didn't think it through. There is only one path to peace... your extinction.

Ultron

Steve Rogers: [relieved] Nick Fury, you son of a bitch!
Nick Fury: Whoa ho ho! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Ultron: Don't compare me with Stark! He's a sickness!
Tony Stark: Aww, junior, you're going to break your old man's heart...

Steve Rogers: But if you put the hammer in an elevator?
Tony Stark: It'll still go up.
Steve Rogers: Elevators not worthy.

Maria Hill: [from trailer] All set up boss.
Tony Stark: Actually he's the boss.
Tony Stark: I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.

Tony Stark: If I lift it, do I get to rule Asgard?
Thor: Yes, of course.
Tony Stark: I will be fair, but firmly cruel.
Thor: No, I'm sure.

You didn't see that coming?

Pietro Maximoff

I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. Y’all talk so funny.

Valentine

We are an independent international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion. The Kingsmen agents are the new knights.

Galahad

Galahad: Did you see the film Trading Places?
Eggsy: No
Galahad: How about Nikita? Pretty Woman? All right, my point is, that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path but you needn’t stay on it. If you’re prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform.
Eggsy: Oh, like in My Fair Lady.
Galahad: You’re all full of surprises.

Eggsy: I’ve never met a tailor before, but I know you ain’t one.
Galahad: Come with me. What do you see? I see a young man with potential. Pull the hook on your left.
Eggsy: Oh, yes, very nice! What does this do, electrocute you?
Galahad: Don’t be ridiculous. It’s a hand grenade.
Eggsy: Shut up! That is sick!

Eggsy: Who are you?
Galahad: The man who got you released.

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