Gazelle: Looks like a lot of people are going to die.
Valentine: Do I look like I give a F***?

Boys, I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well founded, I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace.

Harry Hart

If you get blood on the carpet you're going to have to take the carpet up!


Arthur: [Talking about the dog] What's his name.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: JB.
Arthur: As in James Bond.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: No.
Arthur: Jason Bourne.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Jack Bauer.
Arthur: Oh.

Manners maketh man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson.

Harry Hart

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.

Harry Hart

[pointing a gun at Sally] Your gonna suck me dry, and you'll never ever stop!


[to Dwight] Here we are pal. All of sudden this doesn't look like the brightest idea you ever had, huh?


You have ten seconds to tell us what your doing bringing COPS to Old Town!


Don't avenge me, Nancy. It'll be the death of you.

John Hartigan

This time they've crossed a fatal line.

Dwight McCarthy

You've made me a very rich woman.

Ava Lord

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