Comic Book Quotes
Gazelle: Looks like a lot of people are going to die.
Valentine: Do I look like I give a F***?
Boys, I've had a rather emotional day, so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well founded, I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace.Harry Hart
If you get blood on the carpet you're going to have to take the carpet up!Valentine
Arthur: [Talking about the dog] What's his name.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: JB.
Arthur: As in James Bond.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: No.
Arthur: Jason Bourne.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Jack Bauer.
Manners maketh man. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson.Harry Hart
I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.Harry Hart
[pointing a gun at Sally] Your gonna suck me dry, and you'll never ever stop!Joey
[to Dwight] Here we are pal. All of sudden this doesn't look like the brightest idea you ever had, huh?Marv
You have ten seconds to tell us what your doing bringing COPS to Old Town!Gail
Don't avenge me, Nancy. It'll be the death of you.John Hartigan
This time they've crossed a fatal line.Dwight McCarthy
You've made me a very rich woman.Ava Lord