Favorite Crime Quotes

Another Carver building. If I didn't know better, I'd say he developed an edifice complex.
James Bond

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Rating: Unrated

Wai-Lin: They're looking for us, James.
James Bond: Let's stay under cover.

Permalink: Let's stay under cover.

Rating: Unrated

I owe you an unpleasant death, Mr. Bond.
Mr. Stamper

Permalink: I owe you an unpleasant death, Mr. Bond.

Rating: Unrated

One tires of being executed.
Renard

Permalink: One tires of being executed.

Rating: Unrated

I thought Christmas only came once a year.
James Bond

Permalink: I thought Christmas only came once a year.

Rating: Unrated

Welcome to my nuclear family.
Renard

Permalink: Welcome to my nuclear family.

Rating: Unrated

[pointing to an alarm clock] Watch these hands, M. By noon tomorrow, your time's up. And I guarantee, I won't miss.
Renard

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Rating: Unrated

Bull: Boss? You're alive! I'm so glad to see you! Zukovsky: Me to!

Permalink: Me to!

Rating: Unrated

James Bond: If you're Q, does that make him R?
R: Ah yes, the legendary 007 wit, or at least half of it.

Permalink: Ah yes, the legendary 007 wit, or at least half of it.

Rating: Unrated

Oh, grow up, double-O Seven!
Q

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Rating: Unrated

You wanna put that in English for those of us who don't speak Spy?
Dr. Christmas Jones

Permalink: You wanna put that in English for those of us who don't speak Spy?

Rating: Unrated