It's not easy being mean...

Constantine

[thrown into prison] There must be some mistake! I'm Kermit the Frog!

Kermit

Fozzie Bear: [holds up a photo of Constantine] Check this out!
Walter: Oh, look, it's Kermit!
Walter: What did you do with Kermit?

Walter: There's only one guy in this world who can save us! There's only one frog who can restore order, bring justice, and set things right!
Fozzie Bear: You are talking about Kermit, right?

Miss Piggy: Ich bin ein Berliner!
Dr. Teeth: More like 'I'm Frankfurter'!

Men are attracted to flawed women too of course, but their illusion is that they can fix them. They just want to be entertained. The truth about women is that you can do anything to them except bore them.

Reiner

Reiner: Are you really that cold?
Malkina: The truth has no temperature.

Westray: Well, I'm perfectly willing to believe you had nothing to do with this but I'm not the party you have to convince.
Counselor: Convince of what, for Christ sake?
Westray: That this is some sort of coincidence. Because they don't really believe in coincidences. They've heard of them. They've just never seen one.

Counselor: I want her to have something that she would not be uncomfortable wearing. I don't want to give her a diamond so big she'd be afraid to wear it.
Diamond Dealer: She is probably more courageous than you imagine.

I suspect that we are ill-formed for the path we have chosen. Ill-formed and ill-prepared. We would like to draw a veil over all the blood and terror that have brought us to this place. It is our faintness of heart that would close our eyes to all of that, but in so doing it makes of it our destiny... But nothing is crueler than a coward, and the slaughter to come is probably beyond our imagining.

Malkina

Those guys aren't cops. Those guys are cartel.

Wireman

I'm famished.

Malkina

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