Kidding? How am I meant to know you're kidding? You're breaking my fucking balls.

Tommy DeVito

Go home and get your fucking shine box.

Billy Batts

You know, we always called each other good fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody,

Henry Hill

[after killing Morrie] I thought he'd never shut the fuck up.

Tommy DeVito

What the fuck are you doing? You're hanging around my fuckin' neck like a vulture, like impending danger.

Tommy DeVito

[narrating] Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody.

Henry Hill

All they got from Paulie was protection from other guys looking to rip them off. That's what it's all about. That's what the FBI can never understand - that what Paulie and the organization offer is protection for the kinds of guys who can't go to the cops. They're like the police department for wiseguys.

Henry Hill

What am I? A schmuck on wheels?

Morrie

Henry Hill: [narrating] And then there was Jimmy Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice, like
Jimmy Two Times: I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.

[narrating] Whenever we needed money, we'd rob the airport. To us, it was better than Citibank.

Henry Hill

Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies.

Henry Hill

[narrating] And when the cops, when they assigned a whole army to stop Jimmy, what'd he do? He made 'em partners.

Henry Hill

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