Is... is this where you kill me?

Tyler Gage

Do I look like I own tights?

Tyler Gage

Brett Dolan: This isn't about me or Miles, Nora. It's about Tyler
Nora: No, Brett, It's about me

[imitating opera] Figaro. Figaro. Figaaaro.

Tyler Gage

Miles Darby: I just like to play with myself.
Lucy Avila: Oh you make it too easy.

Nora: So are you gunna ask me to dance?
Tyler Gage: I didn't know you could dance without your tights!

[last lines]
Nora: You know what this means, right?
Tyler Gage: No, what's it mean?
Nora: You're gonna have to get some tights.
Tyler Gage: Done.
[He kisses her]

Tyler Gage: [about a dance Nora imagines] You imagined it with dancers so get them!
Nora: Where am I going to get dancers?
Tyler Gage: You know, you do go to a school just busting with kids in tights!

[after the girl he was making out with leaves because his little brother interrupts them] I swear to God- you must have all the recessive genes in the family!

Mac Carter

Mac Carter: [after Tyler gets in a fight at a party] You feel like because you're a white boy you gotta overcompensate or something?
Tyler Gage: Wow, like wow, you got me figured out, Montel
Mac Carter: Yeah, well you're the one going Jerry Springer all the time
Skinny Carter: Hey, if you're Montel and you're Jerry, then I'm like...
Mac Carter: Jenny Jones
Tyler Gage: No, like Ellen
Mac Carter: Except Ellen gets more chicks than he does!

Miles Darby: [about Tyler and Nora no longer working together] Man I bet you've been moping around too.
Tyler Gage: [looking happy] She's been moping?
Miles Darby: I'm not saying anything
Tyler Gage: [laughing] Come on man! Tell me, have you seen a tear?

Mac Carter: [seeing tyler teaching a bunch of people the dance he and Nora made up] Man, what is this?
Tyler Gage: It's part of my community service

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