Ms. Darbus: This school is about more than just young men in baggy shorts flinging balls for touchdowns.
Jack Bolton: Baskets. uh They shoot baskets.

[showing Ms. Darbus her shirt] Look, that Gabriella girl just dumped her lunch on me on purpose. It's all a part of their plan to ruin our musical. And Troy and his basketball robots are obviously behind it. Why do you think he auditioned? After all the hard work you put into this show, it just doesn't seem right!

Sharpay

Tried to steal our bit / But you look like shit / But we're the ones who were down with it.

Isis, Lava, Jenelope, Lafred

Oh. Were you going to sign up to? My brother and I have starred in all the school productions, and we really welcome new-comers there are a lot of supporting roles in this show. I'm sure we could find something for you.

Sharpay

Courtney: Pass, ew! Good riddance!
Whitney: I don't believe in osmosis.

Gabrilla Montez: Did you ever feel like there was a whole other person inside you just looking for a way to come out?
Taylor: No. Not really.

Tyler Gage: [about a dance Nora imagines] You imagined it with dancers so get them!
Nora: Where am I going to get dancers?
Tyler Gage: You know, you do go to a school just busting with kids in tights!

[last lines]
Nora: You know what this means, right?
Tyler Gage: No, what's it mean?
Nora: You're gonna have to get some tights.
Tyler Gage: Done.
[He kisses her]

Beautifull: Who you blowing your horn at? We are ladies, okay? You are supposed to say, "Excuse me, miss."
Liyah: It's David.
Beautifull: I know.
David: Excuse me, Miss. How are you?
Beautifull: Now you see? That was much better.

Missy: What is your sexuality?
Les: Well, Jan's straight, and I'm... controversial.
Missy: Are you trying to tell me you speak fag?
Les: Oh, fluently.

Jan: You know, all the cheerleaders in the world wouldn't help our football team.
Les: It's just wrong. Cheering for them is just plain mean!

Big Red ran the show, man. We were just flying ignorami, for sobbing out loud.

Darcy

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