Jan: You know, all the cheerleaders in the world wouldn't help our football team.
Les: It's just wrong. Cheering for them is just plain mean!

Nora: So are you gunna ask me to dance?
Tyler Gage: I didn't know you could dance without your tights!

Liyah: David, this is my crazy best friend, Beautifull.
Beautifull: And that's with two "L"s. You gotta accentuate the "L"s. You know, let it roll off your tongue.

Your boy is really tripping.

Liyah

Hey, ladies, wanna see my spirit stick?

Jan

Our next defeat is scheduled for next Friday, 8 o'clock.

Football Announcer

You are all great athletes, thanks in large part... to me.

Big Red

Big Red ran the show, man. We were just flying ignorami, for sobbing out loud.

Darcy

Miles Darby: I just like to play with myself.
Lucy Avila: Oh you make it too easy.

Missy: What is your sexuality?
Les: Well, Jan's straight, and I'm... controversial.
Missy: Are you trying to tell me you speak fag?
Les: Oh, fluently.

Whitney: Oh, don't play dumb. We're better at it then you.
Courtney: You were having cheer-sex with him!

[imitating opera] Figaro. Figaro. Figaaaro.

Tyler Gage

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