Torrance Shipman: You know, mothers have killed to get their daughters on squads.
Christine Shipman: That mother didn't kill anybody. She hired a hit man.

Torrance Shipman: Ever been to a cheerleading competition?
Missy: Oh, you mean like a football game?
Torrance Shipman: No, not a game, those are like practices for us. I'm talking about a tournament. ESPN cameras all around. Hundreds of people cheering.
Cliff: Wait a minute, people cheering... cheerleaders?
Torrance Shipman: That's right. Lots of people. Here's the deal, Missy. We're the shit, the best. We work hard, have fun, and win national championships. I'm offering you a chance to be a part of that.

Liyah: David, this is my crazy best friend, Beautifull.
Beautifull: And that's with two "L"s. You gotta accentuate the "L"s. You know, let it roll off your tongue.

Your boy is really tripping.

Liyah

Hey, ladies, wanna see my spirit stick?

Jan

Our next defeat is scheduled for next Friday, 8 o'clock.

Football Announcer

Miles Darby: I just like to play with myself.
Lucy Avila: Oh you make it too easy.

Whitney: Oh, don't play dumb. We're better at it then you.
Courtney: You were having cheer-sex with him!

[imitating opera] Figaro. Figaro. Figaaaro.

Tyler Gage

DJ, drop it like it's hot!

Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones

I hate to be predictable, but I don't give a shit! We learned that routine fair and square. We logged the man-hours. Don't punish the squad for Big Red's mistake. This isn't about cheating. This is about winning. Everyone in favor of winning?

Courtney

Brett Dolan: This isn't about me or Miles, Nora. It's about Tyler
Nora: No, Brett, It's about me

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