Favorite Dance-Off Quotes
Torrance Shipman: You know, mothers have killed to get their daughters on squads.
Christine Shipman: That mother didn't kill anybody. She hired a hit man.
Torrance Shipman: Ever been to a cheerleading competition?
Missy: Oh, you mean like a football game?
Torrance Shipman: No, not a game, those are like practices for us. I'm talking about a tournament. ESPN cameras all around. Hundreds of people cheering.
Cliff: Wait a minute, people cheering... cheerleaders?
Torrance Shipman: That's right. Lots of people. Here's the deal, Missy. We're the shit, the best. We work hard, have fun, and win national championships. I'm offering you a chance to be a part of that.
Our next defeat is scheduled for next Friday, 8 o'clock.Football Announcer
Miles Darby: I just like to play with myself.
Lucy Avila: Oh you make it too easy.
Whitney: Oh, don't play dumb. We're better at it then you.
Courtney: You were having cheer-sex with him!
[imitating opera] Figaro. Figaro. Figaaaro.Tyler Gage
I hate to be predictable, but I don't give a shit! We learned that routine fair and square. We logged the man-hours. Don't punish the squad for Big Red's mistake. This isn't about cheating. This is about winning. Everyone in favor of winning?Courtney
Brett Dolan: This isn't about me or Miles, Nora. It's about Tyler
Nora: No, Brett, It's about me
Courtney: Why does everyone have to go on a diet?
Sparky: Because! In cheerleading we throw people into the air. Fat people don't go as high.
Do I look like I own tights?Tyler Gage
DJ, drop it like it's hot!Kimberly "Lil' Kim" Jones
You're just mad... 'cause tonight, you suckas got served!Wade