Isis: Hey! Enjoy the show?
Lava: Yes, were the ethnic festivities to your liking today?

Torrance Shipman: Ever been to a cheerleading competition?
Missy: Oh, you mean like a football game?
Torrance Shipman: No, not a game, those are like practices for us. I'm talking about a tournament. ESPN cameras all around. Hundreds of people cheering.
Cliff: Wait a minute, people cheering... cheerleaders?
Torrance Shipman: That's right. Lots of people. Here's the deal, Missy. We're the shit, the best. We work hard, have fun, and win national championships. I'm offering you a chance to be a part of that.

[last lines]
Nora: You know what this means, right?
Tyler Gage: No, what's it mean?
Nora: You're gonna have to get some tights.
Tyler Gage: Done.
[He kisses her]

Beautifull: Who you blowing your horn at? We are ladies, okay? You are supposed to say, "Excuse me, miss."
Liyah: It's David.
Beautifull: I know.
David: Excuse me, Miss. How are you?
Beautifull: Now you see? That was much better.

Missy: What is your sexuality?
Les: Well, Jan's straight, and I'm... controversial.
Missy: Are you trying to tell me you speak fag?
Les: Oh, fluently.

Jan: You know, all the cheerleaders in the world wouldn't help our football team.
Les: It's just wrong. Cheering for them is just plain mean!

Big Red ran the show, man. We were just flying ignorami, for sobbing out loud.

Darcy

You are all great athletes, thanks in large part... to me.

Big Red

Nora: So are you gunna ask me to dance?
Tyler Gage: I didn't know you could dance without your tights!

Liyah: David, this is my crazy best friend, Beautifull.
Beautifull: And that's with two "L"s. You gotta accentuate the "L"s. You know, let it roll off your tongue.

Your boy is really tripping.

Liyah

Hey, ladies, wanna see my spirit stick?

Jan

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