Chad: What spell has this elevated IQ temptress girl cast that make you wanna audition for a musical?
Troy Bolton: Look, I just did it. Who cares?
Chad: Who cares? How about your most loyal best friend?

Zeke: Hey Sharpay. I just thought that since Troy Bolton was going to be in your show, I...
Sharpay: Troy Bolton is not in my show.
Zeke: Okay, um, well I just thought maybe, um, you could watch me play ball sometime or something.
Sharpay: [laughs] I'd rather stick pins in my eyes.
Zeke: Well, wouldn't that be awfully uncomfortable?
Sharpay: Evaporate, tall person!

Troy Bolton: What's up?
Chad: What's up? Oh let's see, um you miss free period workout yesterday to audition for some heinous musical, and now suddenly people are confessing. Yeah Zeke, Zeke is baking. Crème brûlée.
Troy Bolton: Oh. What's that?
Zeke: Oh, it's a creamy custard-like filling with a caramelized surface, it's really satisfying.
Troy Bolton: Yeah, cool

Gabrilla Montez: Why is everybody staring at you?
Taylor: Not me, you.
Gabrilla Montez: Because of the callbacks? I can't have people staring at me. I really can't.

Sharpay: I told you not to do the jazz squares.
Ryan: It's a crowd favorite. Everybody loves a good jazz square.

Chad: Okay, so, my watch is 7:45 Mountain Standard Time. Are we synced?
Taylor: Whatever.
Chad: All right. Then we're on a go mode for lunch period. Exactly 12:05.
Taylor: Yes, Chad. We're a go. But we're not Charlie's Angels, okay?
Chad: I can dream, can't I?

Look, you're a hoops dude. Not a musical singer person.


Oh. Were you going to sign up to? My brother and I have starred in all the school productions, and we really welcome new-comers there are a lot of supporting roles in this show. I'm sure we could find something for you.


[comeing out from behind the sign up sheet] What's impossible,Troy? I wouldn't think "impossible" was in your vocabulary.


Gabrilla Montez: Did you ever feel like there was a whole other person inside you just looking for a way to come out?
Taylor: No. Not really.

Do you know something about this?... short person.


[talking about Sharpay and Ryan] Do you know what I'll do to those two show dogs?


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