Torrance Shipman: Awesome, oh wow! Like, totally freak me out! I mean, right on! The Toros sure are number one!
Missy: [cheering] I transferred from Los Angeles, your school has no gymnastics team, this is a last resort!
[back to normal tone]
Missy: Okay, so I never cheered before. So what? What about doing something that actually requires neurons.

[in cheerleading try-outs] Yo! Yo! Wassup? Wassup? It's time to get busy, so let's kick this shit and knock the C.K. off your face.

Rappin' White Girl

Do you remember in kindergarten,how you'd meet a kid, and know nothing about them, then 10 seconds later you'd be playing like you were best friends, because you didn't have to be anyone but yourself?

Gabrilla Montez

If you put your dick in a spic, does it get bigger than a nigger?

Tony Manero

David: [accused of ignoring the team for a girl] You know I don't roll like that!
Marty: Sorry dawg, but you do, man. You did with Dawn, you did it with Shondrella, and you did it with the triplets LaTeesha, LaTasha, LaToya ...

Sharpay Evans: [fake smiling to the crowd] I told you not to do the jazz square.
Ryan Evans: [fake smiling too] It's a crowd favorite, everyone loves a good jazz square.

Football Player #1: Jan's got spirit, yes he do!
Football Player #2: Jan's got spirit, how bout you?
Jan: Dude! You just lost!

Al Pacino! Attica! Attica! Attica!

Tony Manero

My girlfriend, she loves the taste of communion wafers.

Bobby C.

There's ways of killing yourself without killing yourself.

Tony Manero

Darcy: Bring on the tyros, the neophytes, and the dilettantes.
Jan: SATs are over, Darcy.
Darcy: And you're still jealous of my score.

Torrance Shipman: Courtney, this is not a democracy, it's a cheerocracy. I'm sorry, but I'm overruling you.
Courtney: You are being a cheer-tator Torrance and a pain in my ass!

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