That girl needs to take up knitting... or some sport where she can only injure herself.

Chad Danforth

Next time I see Country Club Princess, I'm gonna launch her and her pink cart straight into the lake.

Chad Danforth

Troy Bolton: How's your show going?
Sharpay Evans: How's it going? This show makes the captain of the Titanic look like he won the lottery.

Troy Bolton: What was the first thing you said to me when I started working here?
Sharpay Evans: Bring me more iced tea?

I've been a good girl! I never lied... except when necessary. I always bought my parents expensive gifts... using their credit card of course, but, I don't deserve this humiliation!

Sharpay Evans

Can I wipe your forehead?

Doreen

Stephanie: Nice move. Did you make that up?
Tony Manero: Yeah, well I saw it on TV first, then I made it up.

Four dollars? You know what four dollars buys today? It don't even buy three dollars!

Frank Sr

Connie: So, are you as good in bed as you are on that dance floor?
Tony Manero: You know, Connie, if you're as good in bed as you are on the dance floor, then you're one lousy fuck.
Connie: Then how come they always send me flowers the next morning?
Tony Manero: I dunno. Maybe they thought you was dead.

Tony Manero: Oh fuck the future!
Fusco: No, Tony! You can't fuck the future. The future fucks you! It catches up with you and it fucks you if you ain't planned for it!

Tony Manero: I gotta have an afternoon off, and I'm taking it.
Fusco: If you do, you're fired.
Tony Manero: I'm DOIN' it!
Fusco: Then you're FIRED!

Tony Manero: She can dance, you know that? She's got the wrong partner of course, but she can dance.
Joey: So then why don't you ask her?
Tony Manero: Fuck you.
Joey: Which position?

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