Let's not put the "duh" in dumb!


I hate to be predictable, but I don't give a shit! We learned that routine fair and square. We logged the man-hours. Don't punish the squad for Big Red's mistake. This isn't about cheating. This is about winning. Everyone in favor of winning?


Courtney: Darcy thinks she should get captain 'cause her dad pays for everything.
Whitney: He should use some of that money to buy her a clue.

We'll be reunited at Cal State Dominguez Hills! I'll be the experienced sophomore, you'll be the hot new freshman. It'll be just like high school, only better. Dorm rooms.


Our next defeat is scheduled for next Friday, 8 o'clock.

Football Announcer

Hey, ladies, wanna see my spirit stick?


You are all great athletes, thanks in large part... to me.

Big Red

Big Red ran the show, man. We were just flying ignorami, for sobbing out loud.


Jan: You know, all the cheerleaders in the world wouldn't help our football team.
Les: It's just wrong. Cheering for them is just plain mean!

Missy: What is your sexuality?
Les: Well, Jan's straight, and I'm... controversial.
Missy: Are you trying to tell me you speak fag?
Les: Oh, fluently.

Miles Darby: I left my G-4 at home.
Tyler Gage: [coughing] It's in his bag.

Nora: Catch me!
[she ballerina jumps into Tyler's arms]
Tyler Gage: [he catches her and holds her] Now what?

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