Isis: You wanna make it right? Then when you go to Nationals... bring it. Don't slack off because you feel sorry for us. That way, when we beat you, we'll know it's because we're better.
Torrance Shipman: Oh, I'll bring it. Don't worry.
Isis: I never do.

Isis: Hey! Enjoy the show?
Lava: Yes, were the ethnic festivities to your liking today?

Missy: What is your sexuality?
Les: Well, Jan's straight, and I'm... controversial.
Missy: Are you trying to tell me you speak fag?
Les: Oh, fluently.

Jan: You know, all the cheerleaders in the world wouldn't help our football team.
Les: It's just wrong. Cheering for them is just plain mean!

Big Red ran the show, man. We were just flying ignorami, for sobbing out loud.

Darcy

You are all great athletes, thanks in large part... to me.

Big Red

Hey, ladies, wanna see my spirit stick?

Jan

Our next defeat is scheduled for next Friday, 8 o'clock.

Football Announcer

We'll be reunited at Cal State Dominguez Hills! I'll be the experienced sophomore, you'll be the hot new freshman. It'll be just like high school, only better. Dorm rooms.

Aaron

Whitney: Oh, don't play dumb. We're better at it then you.
Courtney: You were having cheer-sex with him!

I hate to be predictable, but I don't give a shit! We learned that routine fair and square. We logged the man-hours. Don't punish the squad for Big Red's mistake. This isn't about cheating. This is about winning. Everyone in favor of winning?

Courtney

Let's not put the "duh" in dumb!

Courtney

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