Why in childhood and youth do we wish time to pass so quickly - we want to grow up so fast - yet as adults we wish just the opposite?


Col. Dr. Irina Spalko: Belief, Dr. Jones, is a gift you have yet to receive. My sympathies.
Indiana Jones: Oh, I believe, sister. That's why I'm down here.

They say this one has a surprise ending.

Elijah's Mother

Dan: You've ruined my life.
Anna: You'll get over it.

A pity they let the old punishment die... Was a time detention found you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons... God, I miss the screaming.

Caretaker Argus Filch

Brutus "Brutal" Howell: Oh, my God. The tail. Look at the tail.
Dean Stanton: What... what did you do?
John Coffey: I helped it.

That 'Leave it to Beaver' line almost killed me.

B. Rabbit

Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, the wife can watch.


Some men get the world. Others get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona.

Lynn Bracken

You're gonna need a bigger boat.


Your bags are packed and you think the wine will give me a headache?

Erin Gruwell

If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.

Michael Corleone

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