Stop telling lies about me and I'll stop telling the truth about you.

Gordon Gekko

So Duffy, have any theories to go with that tie?

Paul Smecker

They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it.

Rocco

You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.

Paul Smecker

And whosoever shed man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed, for in the image of God made He man.

Il Duce

So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team.

Murphy

I fuck bitches. You're a homo.

Frankie Ballenbacher

'Cause I might know you a little better than you think. And I don't want you waking up one morning thinking if you'd known everything you might have done something different.

Anne

James Bond: Vodka-martini.
Bartender: Shaken or stirred?
James Bond: Does it look like I give a damn?

I am Jack's broken heart.

Narrator

Harry: Hagrid warned me about the dragons!
Ron: No, no! Remember I told Hermione to tell you that Seamus told me that Dean was told by Parvati that Hagrid was looking for you. Seamus didn't really tell me anything. So it was really me all along! I thought you'd be able to figure it out from there.
Harry: How could anybody figure that out? That's completely mental!
Ron: Well, I suppose I was a bit distraught
Hermione: [Tearing up] Boys...

Hermione: Stop moving, both of you. This is devil's snare! You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster!
Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!

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