So I violated Section 34 Double D?


Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.

Lester Burnham

Tommy Ryan: That's typical. First class dogs come down here to take a shit.
Jack: That's so we know where we rank in the scheme of things.
Tommy Ryan: Like we could forget.

In order to converse with an equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.


Forrest Gump: Will you marry me?
[Jenny turns and looks at him]
Forrest Gump: I'd make a good husband, Jenny.
Jenny Curran: You would, Forrest.
Forrest Gump: But you won't marry me.
Jenny Curran: You don't wanna marry me.
Forrest Gump: Why don't you love me, Jenny? I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

I volunteer! I volunteer as a tribute!

Katniss Everdeen

Tony Montana: Look at that guy. What's he got that I don't got?
Manny: Well, he's very handsome for one thing...

Your daddy was a no-talent pussy, but at least he listened!

Coach Bud Kilmer

[Running] Okay, what am I doing? I'm chasing this guy. Nope. He's chasing me.

Leonard Shelby

One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.

Frank Costello

Ben Thomas: I haven't treated myself very well.
Emily Posa: Start now.

Theoden: I have left instruction. The people are to follow your rule in my stead. Take up my seat in the Golden Hall. Long may you defend Edoras if the battle goes ill.
Eowyn: What other duty would you have me do, my lord?
Theoden: Duty? No... I would have you smile again, not grieve for those whose time has come. You shall live to see these days renewed. No more despair.

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