Deagol: Smeagol, I've got one! I've got a fish, Smeag. Smeagol!
Smeagol: Pull it in. Go on. Go on. Go on. Pull it in.

Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?

Riley Poole

Don't be jealous, Andy. He's nothing like you.

Edie Sedgwick

Arwen: Go to sleep.
Aragorn: I am asleep. This is a dream.
Arwen: Then it is a good dream.

In order to converse with an equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.


[after Rocco shoots three men in a coffee shop]
Murphy: Kind of liberating, isn't it?
Rocco: You know, it is a bit.

Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention.

John Doe

Llewelyn Moss: What's this guy supposed to be, the ultimate badass?
Carson Wells: Mmm, no, you don't understand. He'd kill you just for... inconveniencing him.

I don't think there's gonna be a return journey, Mr. Frodo.


Ben Thomas: I haven't treated myself very well.
Emily Posa: Start now.

Gandalf: But we still have time. Time enough to counter Sauron if we act quickly.
Saruman: Time? What time do you think we have?

Ben Gates: The preservation room. Enjoy. Go ahead. Do you know what the preservation room is for?
Riley Poole: Delicious jams and jellies?

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