Don't be like me. Don't you be like me!

Melvin Udall

Have you ever let a romantic moment make you do something that you knew was stupid?

Carol Connelly

You're why cavemen chiseled on walls.

Simon Bishop

The only kind of respect that matters is self-respect.


You cast a big shadow.

Rocky Jr.

Yo, how you doin'?

Rocky Balboa

Who the hell is this organisation Bond? How can they be everywhere and we know nothing about them!

Rocky Balboa: Yo, don't I got some rights?
Boxing Commissioner: What rights do you think you're referring to?

Rocky Balboa: Some people come to Las Vegas to lose. I didn't.
Mason 'The Line' Dixon: It's already over.

Rocky Balboa: Ya know they always say if you live in one place long enough, you are that place.
Paulie: I ain't no talking building, Rock.

So what we'll be calling on is blunt force trauma... heavy duty punches that'll rattle his ancestors... let's start building some hurting bombs.


How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?

Melvin Udall

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