Virgil Malloy: Are you a man?
Turk Malloy: Yes, nineteen.
Virgil Malloy: Are you alive?
Turk Malloy: Yes, eighteen.
Virgil Malloy: Evel Knievel.
Turk Malloy: ...shit.

Cal Hockley: You're a good liar.
Jack: Almost as good as you.

Danny: Russ, do you remember what we said back when we first got into this business. We said we were gonna play the game...
Rusty: Like we had nothing to lose.
Danny: Well, I lost something... I lost someone. That's why I'm here.
Rusty: Okay, here's the problem. We're stealing two things. And when push comes to shove, and you can't have both, which are you gonna choose? And remember - Tess does not split 11 ways!

Petey Jones: Hey, hey, Lastik. Man, what happened to you?
Louie Lastik: [holding back, in fake pain] Man I just gave your momma a piggy-back ride and she weighs twice as much as I do!
Petey Jones: That ain't funny!

You don't become a cop because you want to serve and protect. You join the force because they let you carry a gun and a badge. You do it because you get respect.

Turk

I never really thought of myself as a freak, ya know...but I Love to Freak!

Billy

'Cause I'm getting a better job!

Christopher Gardner

Logan: Professor said you might be... different.
Dr. Jean Grey: [as Phoenix] He would know, wouldn't he?

[impersonating the dead butler's voice] My name is Vitolli, how can I be of assistance?

Lazlo Soot

You know the very first time I saw you, Harry, I recognized you immediately. Not by your scar, by your eyes. They're your mother, Lily's. Yes, oh yes. I knew her. Your mother was there for me at a time when no one else was. Not only was she a singularly gifted witch, she was also an uncommonly kind woman. She had a way of seeing the beauty in others even more perhaps. Most especially when that person couldn't see it in themselves. Then your father, James on the other hand, he uh ha, he had a certain shall we say talent for trouble. The talent, rumor has it, he passed onto you. You are more like them than you know, Harry. In time you'll come to see just how much.

Professor Lupin

Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.

Hermione

You've got dirt on your nose. Did you know? Just there.

Hermione

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