Tony Blair: Let's keep in touch.
HM Queen Elizabeth II: Yes. Let's.

The folder is your fucking responsibility, Tanner. Why would you give it to Neiman? Right? You give a calculator to a fucking retard he's gonna try to turn on a TV with it. Now get your sticks and get your ass on stage.

Terence Fletcher

Theodore Faron: She's pregnant!
Luke: Yeah, it's a miracle, innit?

Yeah, well I'd like to take a moment to review the several ways in which you're a douche bag?

Gust Avrakotos

You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire; you build egos the size of cathedrals; fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse; grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold-plated fantasies, until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own God... and where can you go from there?

John Milton

Burnett: We'd like to rent you boat. We need to get up river.
John J. Rambo: Where?
Burnett: Burma.
John J. Rambo: Burma's a war zone. Its suicide.
Burnett: More like genocide.

I know what I must do. It's just... I'm afraid to do it.

Frodo

Bailey: So, uh, who told you?
Tibby: Uh, told me what?
Bailey: You found out, didn't you?
Tibby: We still have time for one more interview...
Bailey: It's called leukemia... and yeah, I would like to come with you, but are you just asking because you feel sorry for me?
Tibby: I don't know... maybe.
Bailey: Okay.
Tibby: Okay.

Wendell: You think this boy Moss got any notion of the sorts that're huntin' him?
Ed Tom Bell: I don't know, he ought to. He's seen the same things I've seen, and it's certainly made an impression on me.

Brody: Is it true that most people get attacked by sharks in three feet of water about ten feet from the beach?
Hooper: Yeah.
Brody: And that... and that before people started to swim for recreation - I mean before sharks knew what they were missing - that a lot of these attacks weren't reported?
Hooper: That's right.
Brody: Now this shark that... that... that swims alone...
Hooper: Rogue.
Brody: What's it called?
Hooper, Brody: [together] Rogue.

Brody: Rogue, yeah. Now this guy, he... he keeps swimmin' around in a place where the feeding is good until the food supply is gone, right?
Hooper: It's called "territoriality." It's just a theory that I happen to... agree with.
Brody: Then why don't we have one more drink and go down and cut that shark open?
Ellen Brody: Martin? Can you do that?
Brody: I can do anything; I'm the chief of police.

It seems, however, I really am the luckiest guy in the world. Several years of addiction right in the middle of an epidemic, surrounded by the living dead. But not me. I'm negative. It's official. And once the pain goes away, that's when the real battle starts. Depression, boredom... You feel so fucking low, you want to fucking top yourself.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

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