Professor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures teacher for many years, has decided to retire in order to spend more time with his remaining limbs.

Dumbledore

Professor Snape: Have you any theories as to how Black got in?
Dumbledore: Many, each as unlikely as the next.

[to Mercedes] Have you seen my mother? She's very beautiful.

Ofelia

This is a chemical burn. It will hurt more than you've ever been burned before. You will have a scar.

Tyler Durden

Legolas: There is a fell voice on the air.
Gandalf: It's Saruman!
[avalanches start]
Aragorn: He's trying to bring down the mountain! Gandalf, we must turn back!
Gandalf: No!

It makes me wonder if you know the different between a sneeze and a wet fart!

Bud Kilmer

Mia: Don't you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?
Vincent: We're lucky we got anything at all. I don't think Buddy Holly's much of a waiter.

You've got a bloody cheek!

Statesman: My good king! My good king! The oracle has spoken. The Ephors have spoken. There must be no march!
Theron: It is the law, my lord. The Spartan army must not go to war.
King Leonidas: Nor shall it. I've given no such orders. I'm here, just taking a stroll, stretching my legs...
[pauses and looks back]
King Leonidas: These 300 men are my personal bodyguard.

Look, I'm not stupid. It's the Big Man's wife. I'm gonna sit across from her, chew my food with my mouth closed, laugh at her fucking jokes, and that's it.

Vincent

Spidey, love the new outfit. Give me some of that web action.

Eddie Brock

John Smith: Hiya, stranger.
Jane Smith: Hiya back.

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