Melvin Purvis: What keeps you up nights, Mr. Dillinger?
John Dillinger: Coffee.

I'll blow a hole in your face then go inside and sleep like a baby.

Walt Kowalski

Kim: You don't have to worry.
Bryan: That's like telling water not to be wet, sweetie.

Daisy: Goodnight Benjamin.
Benjamin Button: Goodnight Daisy.

Merrill: Excluding the possibility that a female Scandinavian Olympian was running around outside our house last night, what else might be a possibility?
Officer Caroline: I'm not done asking questions. And I don't appreciate sarcasm.

Osborne Cox: Give me the CD!
Chad Feldheimer: Give me the money!

Linda Litzke: I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor.
Chad Feldheimer: That guy, wait, that guy wasn't bad.
Linda Litzke: Him?
Chad Feldheimer: No before.
Linda Litzke: Him?
Chad Feldheimer: Umm, he might not be a loser...
Linda Litzke: How can you tell?
Chad Feldheimer: That's a Brioni suit.
Linda Litzke: Yeah?
Chad Feldheimer: Shit yeah!
Linda Litzke: Does he look like he would have a sense of humor?
Chad Feldheimer: Looks like his optometrist has a sense of humor.

Well, hello!

Harry Pfarrer

What the fuck...?

Osborne Cox

Most people respect the badge. Everyone respects the gun.

Turk

[over the phone] Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be wooorrried...about the secuuurrrity...of your shit.

Chad Feldheimer

Gollum: They're thieves! They're thieves! They're filthy little thieves! Where is it? Where is it? They stole it from us, our precious. Curse them! WE hates them! it's ours it is, and we wants it! We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
Smeagol: No! Not master.

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