Alright listen up, we need to open our eyes. There's over two million illegal immigrants bending down in this state tonight. This state spent three billion dollars last year on services, on people who had no right to be here in the first place. Three billion dollars. 400 million just to lock up a bunch of illegal immigrant criminals who only got in this country because the fucking INS decided it's not worth the effort to screen for convicted felons.

Derek Vinyard

Stan: We buried you. There was a coffin, a gravestone... the whole thing.
Chuck Noland: I had a coffin?
Stan: [nods]
Chuck Noland: Well, what was in it?

Donnie Azoff: How much money you make?
Jordan Belfort: $70.000 last month.
Donnie Azoff: Get the fuck outta here!
Jordan Belfort: Well technically, U$72.000 last month.
Donnie Azoff: You show me a pay stub for U$72.000, I quit my job right now and work for you.
Donnie Azoff: Hey Paulie, what's up? No, everything's fine. Hey listen, I quit!

Copperhead: So when do we do this?
The Bride: It all depends on when do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?
Copperhead: How about tonight, bitch?
The Bride: Splendid, where?

Just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

Patrick Bateman

My boy's wicked smart.


You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore.


Euclid's first common notion is this

Abraham Lincoln

Cornelius Fudge: [just after Buckbeak's escape] We must search the grounds!
Dumbledore: Search the *skies* if you must, Minister, but now I think I'll have a nice cup of tea, or a large brandy. Oh, and executioner, your services are no longer required. Thank you.
Hagrid: You'll find no small glasses in *this* house.

Hal: Percy. Something to say?
Percy Wetmore: I didn't know the sponge was supposed to be wet.
Hal: How many years you spend pissing on a toilet seat before someone told you to put it up?
Paul Edgecomb: Percy fucked up, Hal, pure and simple.
Hal: Is that your official position?
Paul Edgecomb: Don't you think it should be?

Alice: How can one man be so endlessly disappointing?
Dan: That's my charm.

Daisy: Goodnight Benjamin.
Benjamin Button: Goodnight Daisy.

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