[hitman from the BMW opens the van's left door. John opens the other van door and yanks the hitman through] These doors are handy

John Smith

If John Doe's head splits open and a UFO should fly out, I want you to have expected it.

William Somerset

Alice: How can one man be so endlessly disappointing?
Dan: That's my charm.

I want ten chocolate chip cookies. Medium chips. None too close to the outside.

Howard Hughes

Jimmy Smith Jr: Man that's all we ever do is talk shit.
[imitating Sol]
Jimmy Smith Jr: We need to get fine bitches and fat rides,
[imitating DJ]
Jimmy Smith Jr: No, what weed to do is put our money in savings bonds,
[imitating future]
Jimmy Smith Jr: No! what we need to do is put our songs on JLB. Man shut the fuck up. All of us never do shit about nuttin' and we're still broke as fuck and living at home with our moms.

You have to do the best with what God gave you.

Mrs. Gump

Ray: What's wrong, Mommy?
Dorothy: First class, that's what's wrong. It used to be a better meal, now it's a better life.

Andy: I saw Dad.
Tammy: Dad? Where?
Andy: Tam, he's one of them.

Doyle: I got some strays.
Flynn: Dogs?
Doyle: No, puppies.

I have this great guy. And he loves my son. And he sure does like me a lot.

Dorothy

Jerry Maguire: I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "hello".

Did I hear that code red or am I losing my shit.

Doyle

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