I don't like black people? I am Mister black people.

Jerry Maguire

You were lookin' for that third three, but you forgot that Professor Green folded on Fourth Street and now you're representing that you have it. The DA made his two pair, but he knows they're no good. Judge Kaplan was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush but he came up short and Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping that his queens are going to stand up. So like I said, the Dean's bet is $20.

Mike McDermott

Mike McDermott: Would you stop fucking around, for five goddamn minutes for once in your fucking life?
Worm: Whoa, Jesus, what happened? My old man just walked in.

If you don't have my money, then you are mine.

Teddy KGB

Julian Taylor: You're smoking?
Theodore Faron: Yeah; it's not working.

The lord is my shepherd. I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me.

Nightcrawler

[connected to Cerebro] These lights represent every living person on the planet. These white lights are the humans... and these are the mutants. You see, Logan? We're not as alone as you think.

Professor X

[about Kee's name choice for her unborn child] This is the first baby born in 20 years and you want to name it Froley?

Theodore Faron

Kee: What the f-ck you staring at?
Theodore Faron: Apparently, the pleasure is all mine.

Nightcrawler: Please don't kill me, I didn't mean to harm anyone.
Storm: Now why would people have gotten that impression?

You're a fascist pig!

Theodore Faron

The world was stunned today by the death of Diego Ricardo, the youngest person on the planet, the youngest person on earth was 18 years, 4 months, 20 days, 16 hours, and 8 minutes old.

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