Favorite Drama Quotes
That ace could not have helped you.Teddy KGB
Look at me Laurel, I'm the oldest 26 year old in the world.Dorothy
Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?Mike McDermott
Worm: You know what always cheers me up?
Mike McDermott: No, what's that?
Worm: Rolled up aces over kings. Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them. Playing all-night high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, "where the sand turns to gold." Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over.
Mike McDermott: Fuck it, let's go.
Worm: Don't tease me.
Mike McDermott: Let's play some cards.
Worm: She's really got him by the balls.
Petra: That's not so bad, is it?
Worm: It depends on the grip!
Where did you come up with the scratch for that? You've been rolling fags in the Village again, haven't you?Lester 'Worm' Murphy
Mike McDermott: If you had it to do all over again, knowing what would happen, would you make the same choice?
Professor Petrovsky: What choice?
First prize at the World Series of Poker is a million bucks. Does it have my name on it? I don't know. But, I'm gonna find out.Mike McDermott
I'll be really quick. You won't feel a thing.Mike McDermott
Don't cry at the beginning of a date. Cry at the end, like I do.Laurel
Jerry Maguire: What are you doing with me, Rod?
Rod Tidwell: Why?
Jerry Maguire: I'm finished, I'm fucked. Twenty four hours ago, man, I was hot! Now... I'm a cautionary tale. You see this jacket I'm wearing, you like it? Because I don't really need it. Because I'm cloaked in failure! I lost the number one draft picked the night before the draft! Why? Let's recap: Because a hockey player's kid made me feel like a superficial jerk. I ate two slices of bad pizza, went to bed and grew a conscience!
Rod Tidwell: Well, boo-f-cking-hoo
I don't like black people? I am Mister black people.Jerry Maguire