For all the taxes we pay, you'd think they'd make it more difficult to hack into the police personnel file.


John Wayne! Are you tryin' to tell me he's a fag?

Joe Buck

Emily Appleton: You're a treasure hunter, aren't you?
Jeb Wilkinson: I'm just a man, trying to make his mark on history.

If you are a part of that team, then my opinion of Notre Dame football just hit the shits!


And for Margo? I heard someone say she was in the resurrection of a play on Broadway. I heard another person say She was giving surfing lessons off the coast of the Bahamas. But I stopped listening to those stories. Because whatever Margo is doing, wherever she is now, I'm sure it's something special. But hey... That's her story to tell.

Quentin Jacobsen

Military Clerk: Brandon Leonard King?
Brandon King: Yes.
Military Clerk: You have orders to report to the First Brigade.
Brandon King: Not me, I'm gettin' out today.
Military Clerk: You leave on the 22nd, shipping back to Iraq. You've been Stop-Lossed.

Mary Jane Watson: What's happened to you?
Peter Parker: I don't know... But I have to stop it.

X Games Reporter: Is it true what they say? That he can expand *any* part of his anatomy?
Johnny Storm: Actually, I've always found him to be a little limp.

Oh great, another asshole with an Asian girl fetish. God, this is getting so old.

Sue Lor

We're going to kill a friend, Yvgeni. We're going to kill Ramius.

Captain Tupolev

It's a shame, don't you think? All the strings inside him broke.


Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm Sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

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