What is this, a Taster's Choice moment between guys?


Are you a God-fearing man, Senator? That is such a strange phrase. I've always thought of God as a teacher; a bringer of light, wisdom, and understanding. You see, I think what you really fear is me. Me and my kind. The Brotherhood of Mutants. Oh, it's not so surprising really. Mankind has always feared what it doesn't understand. Well, don't fear God, Senator, and certainly don't fear me. Not any more.


Ron: Hey, Hermione... you're a girl.
Hermione: Oh, well spotted.
Ron: [miming a dance] Come with one of us?
[Snape swiftly hits Ron on the head with a notebook]
Ron: Ow!

I love him! I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he almost is.


Oh, I forgot. You were sick the day they taught law at law school.


The stars are veiled. Something stirs in the East. A sleepless malice. The eye of the enemy is moving. He is HERE.


This is where they fought the battle of Gettysburg. Fifty thousand men died right here on this field, fighting the same fight that we are still fighting among ourselves today. This green field right here, painted red, bubblin' with the blood of young boys. Smoke and hot lead pouring right through their bodies. Listen to their souls, men. I killed my brother with malice in my heart. Hatred destroyed my family. You listen, and you take a lesson from the dead. If we don't come together right now on this hallowed ground, we too will be destroyed, just like they were. I don't care if you like each other of not, but you will respect each other. And maybe... I don't know, maybe we'll learn to play this game like men.

Coach Boone

Young Noah: What am I gonna do in New York?
Young Allie: ...Be with me.

You are a democrat. What's the matter with you? Are you wicked?

Thaddeus Stevens

You don't put on a condom unless you're gonna fuck!


You're in no position disagree with me, boy. I got a loaded .45 here. You got pimples.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade

Ain't nobody likes the Middle East, buddy. There's nothing here to like.

Ed Hoffman

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