Wacky Zacky.

Wanda Haynes

[returning Zack home drunk] Hey, you wanted him, you got him!

Jake Mazursky

I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN TO HELL WITH ME!

Jake Mazursky

Am I the only fucking person who thinks this is fucking wrong?

Susan Hartunian

My son was murdered over $,1200.

Olivia Mazursky

Dance, bitch!

Frankie Ballenbacher

I'm not one of your little friends, you fucking midget.

Jake Mazursky

You wanna' know what this is all about? You can say this about drugs or guns or bad decisions, what ever you like. But this whole thing is about parenting. And taking care of your children.

Sonny Truelove

Have you ever been laid, Stolen Boy?

Tiffany Hartunian

Susan Hartunian: This kid has been kidnapped!
Sabrina Pope: Really? Oh my god, that's so cool!
Susan Hartunian: No it's not! This shirt is cool! Bob Marley is cool! This is not cool!

Colonel Frank Fitts: What did he make you do?
Ricky Fitts: Oh, Dad, you don't really think that me and Mr. Burnham were...
Colonel Frank Fitts: Don't you laugh at me. Now, I will not sit back and watch my only son become a cock-sucker.
Ricky Fitts: Jesus, what is it with you?
Colonel Frank Fitts: I swear to God, I will throw you out of the house and never look at you again.
Ricky Fitts: You mean that?
Colonel Frank Fitts: You're damn straight I do. I'd rather you were dead than be a fuckin' faggot.
Ricky Fitts: You're right. I suck dick for money.

Colonel Frank Fitts: Where did you get that?
Ricky Fitts: From my job.
Colonel Frank Fitts: Don't lie to me. Now, I saw you with him.
Ricky Fitts: You were watching me?

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