Sweeney Todd: [sung to his razor] There there, my friend... /Come, let me hold you...
Mrs. Lovett: [sung] I'm your friend too, Mr. Todd... /If you only knew, Mr Todd...

Senator, you have mistaken me for the kind of woman who drapes herself across your lap in Rome.


I can voluntarily perform a fanny fart at all times.


All I can say is, they did right by me - and I'm bringin' me and a mess of flowers to their funeral.


I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.


Robert Wakefield: Look, we need to take down either of these cartels: either Juarez or Tijuana. Not because they're a symbol but... hell, they are a symbol! But because we need to send a message! When Carlos Ayala hires Michael Addler as his attorney, I send Ben Williams down to San Diego as a prosecutor, why? Because it's a symbol. It's a symbol that we are sending the best! It's a message that we're going after their top guys.

Johnny Cash: Looks like we're here.
June Carter: Oh, thank goodness. Get me outta this car with all these boys.

Rowdy Burns: You run good.
Cole Trickle: Thank you.
Rowdy Burns: Now go get your own car and we'll see how you do in a crowd.

We called him Mother Superior on account of the length of his habit.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

[to shorter player] Didn't know they grew 'em so small down on the farm.


Now, whenever you think of pullin' the trigger, you think of him first. 'Cuz if you don't, he'll snatch your fuckin' nuts out and use 'em for dice.

Alonzo Harris

In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.

Teddy KGB

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