You're missin' your daughter's levitation.

Peter "Weps" Ince

I told ya'll I don't work for nobody. Why the fuck are ya'll sweatin' me any mothafuckin' way?

Blue

Capt. Ramsey: You do qualify your remarks. If someone asked me if we should bomb Japan, a simple "Yes." By all means sir, drop that fucker, twice! I don't mean to suggest that you're indecisive, Mr. Hunter. Not at all. Just, uh... complicated. 'course, that's the way the Navy wants you. Me, they wanted simple.
Hunter: Well, you certainly fooled them, sir.

Angela Holden: [bored in bed] Wanna fuck?
Johnny Truelove: Okay.
[they strip down, begin making out]

Johnny Truelove: Oh, suck my cock.
Angela Holden: Tried that already, it didn't quite work.

[Yanks Alonzo's badge] You don't deserve this.

Jake Hoyt

What'd you think, son? That I was just some crazy old coot, putting everyone in harm's way as I yelled "YEE-HA!"?

Capt. Ramsey

Learn that shit, brother. That shit'll get you killed. These motherfuckers out there be plotting all types of shit on you.

Alonzo

Get the radio fixed Vossler. I could've built one by now.

Hunter

This is a mutiny, Peter. There's only two sides to a mutiny.

Zimmer

Hunter: Look, it wasn't a mutiny. I did everything by the book.
Chief of the Boat: It's not about the book. If the Russians are gonna launch and we sit here and do nothing... who's gonna stop 'em? Half of me's glad the Captain came back.

Hunter: How long's it gonna take?
Vossler: I don't know, sir.
Hunter: You know what's going on here?
Vossler: Yes sir.
Hunter: No I don't think you do. Let me explain it to you. If we launch, and we're wrong, what's left of Russia is gonna launch at us. There will be a nuclear holocaust beyond imagination, now it's all about knowing, Mr... Vossler. We have to know whether our order to launch has been recalled or not. The only way we're gonna know, is if you fix that radio, you understand?

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