You don't get to tell me what to do ever again.

Lester Burnham

Don't laugh! There's nothin' funny goin' on here!

Derek Vinyard

No. He teaches no one the five-point-palm-exploding-heart technique. Now, Kiddo, one of the things I always liked about you is you appear wise beyond your years. Then allow me to impart a word to the wise. Whatever - WHAT-EVER - Pai Mei says, obey. If you flash him, even for an instant, a defiant eye, he'll pluck it out. And if you throw any American sass his way, he will snap your back and your neck like they were twigs, and that will be the story of you.


She was the Picasso of passive-aggressive karate.

Irving Rosenfeld

If he had guts to knock Mom cold once, then maybe she'd be happy and then she'd stop picking on him. Because they make mush out of him! Just mush!

Jim Stark


Neville Flynn
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Ha ha ha, wasn't that just magnificent? I thought it was getting a little dodgy in the middle part, but that finale... Wow!

Willy Wonka

[rapping] This guy raps like his parents jerked him. He sounds like Eric Sermon, the generic version.

Jimmy Smith Jr

I used to have a pony, on Coney Island. It got hit by a truck.


Not essential? I think you misunderstand the meaning of the word. I teach history and literature, since when it's not essential?

Chaim Nowak

Reed Rothchild: Want to hear a poem I wrote? "I love you, you love me. Going down the sugar tree. We'll go down the sugar tree, and see lots of bees: playing, playing. But the bees won't sting, because you love me." That's it.

You can't fool us by agreeing with us.

Roy Neary

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