Gentlemen, it's been a privilege flying with you.

Jim Lovell

Larry Liddle: Miss?
Charlie's Angel #1: Yes sir?
Larry Liddle: It seems to me lookin' around, that it's almost all women workin' here; and that they're all very pretty. Is that common?
Charlie's Angel #1: Well... Congressman Wilson, he has an expression. He says uhh, "You can teach them to type, but you can't teach them to grow tits."
Larry Liddle: Well, that's... charming.

I know who you are. If you wanna survive, follow me.


E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.


Nash: Well, Martin Hansen. It is Martin, isn't it?
Hansen: Why yes, John, it is.
Nash: I assume you've gotten quite used to miscalculation. I read your pre-prints. Both of 'em. One on Nazi scientists and the other one on, uh... non-linear equations, and I'm extremely confident that there's not one seminal or innovative idea in either one of them... Enjoy your punch.

Reed Richards: [extends his arm, stretching it under a metal door, and bringing his hand up to the window on the other side]
Johnny Storm: That's gross!

Harold Crick: So, you are a frequenter of the Metropolitan Transit Authority too?
Ana Pascal: No. I'm just late.

Sorry, I don't happen to know my account number because unfortunately I don't sit around all day trying to memorize the fucking numbers!

Osborne Cox

That's a lot of money to be counting out in public.

Billy Sherbert

Calm down. You've been drinking Cokes all day.

Ben Stone

Seth: Who do you hate, Danny?
Danny Vinyard: I hate anyone that isn't white Protestant.
Seth: Why?
Danny Vinyard: They're a burden to the advancement of the white race. Some of them are all right, I guess...
Seth: None of 'em are fucking all right, Danny, okay?

Edie: Shouldn't everybody care about everybody else?
Terry: Boy, what a fruitcake you are!

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