I should have had a vasectomy at birth! Let me tell you something Al, you ever have boys, do them a favor and get them neutered straight away. If they ever knock up some little slut, they're the ones who're fucked! Fucked for life! I hate you, you little bitch!


Julian Taylor: You're smoking?
Theodore Faron: Yeah; it's not working.

Dan: I love you.
Violet: I know you do.

One day, while taking a look at some vistas in Dad's stereopticon, it hit me that I was just this little girl, born in Texas, whose father was a sign painter, who only had just so many years to live. It sent a chill down my spine and I thought where would I be this very moment, if Kit had never met me? Or killed anybody... this very moment... if my mom had never met my dad... if she had never died. And what's the man I'll marry gonna look like? What's he doing right this minute? Is he thinking about me now, by some coincidence, even though he doesn't know me? Does it show on his face? For days afterwards I lived in dread. Sometimes I wished I could fall asleep and be taken off to some magical land, and this never happened.

Holly Sargis

Coach Ken Carter: What's your deepest fear?
Worm: Why he keep saying that? What's your deepest fear? What's that mean?

I don't want to be a good man... I want to be a great one.


[on the phone] Well, Sir, Mr. Copeland was a bad man. He was gonna shoot one of my kids. Well, sir, you can blame me, I'm the one that shot him.

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard

And as we're straddling from one deal to the next, who's got his eye on the planet, as the air thickens, the water sours, and even the bees' honey takes on the metallic taste of radioactivity? And it just keeps coming, faster and faster. There's no chance to think, to prepare; it's buy futures, sell futures, when there is no future.

John Milton

[to Anne] I have torn this country apart for YOU!

King Henry VIII

Argo fuck yourself.

Lester Siegel

As for our marriage, we can do it over the phone.

Jack Twist

[to white fan] Stay black!

Three G's

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