I'm here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar.

Hannah

I'm wildly unhappy, and I'm trying to buy it, and it's not working.

Jacob

[in a text to Jessica] Demi Moore is 15 years older than Ashton Kutcher. They seem happy together.

Robbie

I told her to write coats! Not commodes!

Hilly Holbrook

Your goal shouldn't be to buy players. Your goal should be to buy wins. In order buy wins, you need to buys runs.

Peter Brand

David Justice: What's your biggest fear?
Scott Hatteberg: A baseball being hit in my general direction.

I've worked on more campaigns than most people have by the time they're 40. He's the only one that's actually going to make a difference in people's lives.

Stephen Myers

Ida Horowicz: If your boy wins, you get a job in the White House. He loses? You're back at a consulting firm.
Stephen Myers: He has to win.

You are working for the wrong man.

Tom Duffy

What do you think you have, Stephen?

Governor Morris

Stephen Myers: Were gonna be fine. We have to do it, it's the right thing to do and nothing bad happens when you're doing the right thing.
Governor Morris: Is this your personal theory? 'Cause I can shoot holes in it.
Stephen Myers: Well there's exceptions to every rule...

Stephen Myers: I'm in. I'm coming to work for you.
Tom Duffy: Revenge makes people unpredictable. We can't have that.
Stephen Myers: What if I had something else?
Tom Duffy: Like what?
Stephen Myers: Something big.

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