Reporter: Chiles, who is your idol?
Chiles Stanton: Kelly Canter and Jesus Christ.
Beau Hutton: [to Kelly] You and Jesus Christ, who would have thought?
Kelly Canter: They love her.

I enjoy playing music, I don't care who it's for.

Beau Hutton

Beau's Mother: So you're opening for the looney tunes? They need to lock that one up and throw away the key.
Beau Hutton: She's not crazy.

Chiles Stanton: How do I look?
Beau Hutton: Like a Country Barbie.
Chiles Stanton: [happy] Thank you!

The world's ran out of tricks. Everyone plays.


I don't know if i picked that circus but something told me that circus picked me.

Older Jacob

Circus Manager: Are you telling me that you were there?
Older Jacob: In the middle of it.

Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the most spectacular show on earth!

Older Jacob

Jacob: Who's the woman who works with the horses?
Camel: That ain't no woman, that's the boss' wife and she don't talk to nobody and you don't talk to her.

I'm going to help you rediscover your manhood. Do you have any idea where you could have lost it?


I'm here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar.


I'm wildly unhappy, and I'm trying to buy it, and it's not working.


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