Favorite Drama Quotes
He was even dumber than you. He couldn't even write his whole name. "X," that's what it ought to say on that goddamn headstone, just like our apartment. One big lousy "X"... condemned by order of City Hall.Ratso Rizzo
You want the word on that brother-and-sister act, Hansel's a fag and Gretel's got the hots for herself, so who cares, right? Load up on the salami.Ratso Rizzo
Excuse my vulgarity.Ratso Rizzo
Frankly, you're beginning to smell and for a stud in New York, that's a handicap.Ratso Rizzo
I'm walking here! I'm walking here!Ratso Rizzo
Uh, well, sir, I ain't a f'real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud!Joe Buck
It just ain't right cheatin' from a pregnant lady.Joe Buck
John Wayne! Are you tryin' to tell me he's a fag?Joe Buck
You were gonna ask me for money? Who the hell do you think you're dealing with, some old slut on 42nd Street? In case you didn't happen to notice it, ya big Texas longhorn bull, I'm one helluva gorgeous chick!Cass
Whoopee-tee-yi-yo. Get along little dogies. It's your misfortune and none of my own.Joe Buck
You look real nice, lover boy, real nice. Make your old grandma proud. You're gonna be the best-looking cowboy in the whole parade.Sally Buck
Ratso Rizzo: Woman starts crying, I'd cut my heart out for her.
Jackie - New York: [passing by] That's a great idea. In fact, you just sit tight and I'll cut it out with my fingernail file, Ratso.
Ratso Rizzo: The name's Rizzo.
Jackie - New York: That's what I said: Ratso.